1 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:10,442 - Oh, dear. - What 's the matter, honey? 2 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,811 - I completely forgot about your bowling 3 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:15,814 and I made it with the Matthews for Bridge tonight. 4 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:16,749 - Oh, fine! 5 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,051 - Oh, Henry, I'm sorry. 6 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,719 But it would be a little awkward to call 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,688 now and cancel the game. 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,391 - You'll have to get out it somehow, though, huh, Mom? 9 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,592 - Ah, no problem. 10 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,460 I'll-- I'll just all and cancel the bowling. 11 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,763 - Are you sure you don't mind? 12 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,264 - Anything for you, honey. 13 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,199 - But you like to bowl, Dad. 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,101 It's a big deal every week! 15 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,103 - Not if it's going to embarrass your mother. 16 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,471 - I'll make it up to you, Henry. 17 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:42,808 We'll have liver and onions for dinner tonight. 18 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,276 - Liver and onions? 19 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:47,079 But you can't stand liver and onions, Mom. 20 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,547 You don't even like to cook 'em. 21 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,482 - Your father likes it. 22 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:54,119 - Hey, how come you both give in so easy? 23 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,788 - Well, you see it's like this, son. 24 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,556 Your mother and I love each other. 25 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,292 And when you love someone, giving into their wishes 26 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,694 is part of it. 27 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,463 - Do you mean, love makes you do things you don't want to? 28 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:07,433 - Well, let's just say it makes you glad to do them. 29 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:10,769 - Boy, I'm getting so I can understand arithmetic, 30 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,505 but love is real tough to understand. 31 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:15,574 - I imagine you'll be learning quite a bit about love 32 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,875 in the next few years. 33 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,478 - Maybe I better start learning about it right now. 34 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:23,515 Like our Scout motto says, "Be prepared." 35 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:24,984 - Good idea. 36 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,252 - We've already learned what to do for snake bites and poison 37 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:30,756 ivy and sprained ankles, but love sounds worse. 38 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,859 I better really get prepared for that. 39 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:58,418 {\an8}[theme music] 40 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,400 - I know you're busy, Mr. Wilson, so I won't stay long. 41 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,368 - We're always glad to see you, Dennis. 42 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:17,469 Have a chocolate. 43 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,905 - Gosh, thanks. 44 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,675 Uh, all I wanted to do is ask you one question. 45 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:26,478 Do you and Mrs. Wilson love each other? 46 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,280 - Well, of course we do. 47 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,416 What, uh, brought that on? 48 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:33,952 - Well, Mom and Dad say I'm gonna have to be in love some day. 49 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,155 And I want to learn about it ahead of time. 50 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:40,959 You know, like learning to swim, in case you fall overboard. 51 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,296 - Well, I guess it is something like that, Dennis. 52 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,098 Of course, Mrs. Wilson and I don't 53 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,633 consider ourselves authorities. 54 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:51,870 But we have had many happy years of experiences. 55 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,706 - Why does love make you happy? 56 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,407 What does it do to ya? 57 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:58,510 - Well, being together makes you happy. 58 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,280 It's a very-- well, a very warm feelings. 59 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:02,314 - Jeepers! 60 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,149 When I want a warm feeling, I just 61 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:07,319 put more blankets on my bed. 62 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,522 - Well, Dennis, I think you're a little young to understand 63 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:14,961 the finer points of love, but I do recommend it highly. 64 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:16,128 - Thanks, Mr. Wilson. 65 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:19,231 I'm not sure I'll like it, but I'm glad you do. 66 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:20,132 Bye, Mrs. Wilson. 67 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,400 - Goodbye, dear. 68 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,501 - Bye. 69 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,069 - Bye, Dennis. [door opens and closes] 70 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:27,806 - Now what do you suppose got him started on the subject of love? 71 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:28,907 - Heaven knows. 72 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,510 All I can say is, when he's old enough, 73 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,512 I hope he's as lucky as I am. 74 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:35,581 - Have I really made you happy, John? 75 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:36,782 - You know you have. 76 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:40,085 You're still the same sweet girl I married. 77 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,353 - Thank you, dear. 78 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:44,723 Well, not exactly the same. 79 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:50,429 Those, uh, chocolate creams have added a pound here and there. 80 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,131 - I hoped you wouldn't notice. 81 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:52,965 I don't mind. 82 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,001 Gives me that much more to love. 83 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,075 Oh, confound it! 84 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,510 - What's the matter? 85 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:05,878 - Well, I have a clipping that I want 86 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,080 to use in the article I'm writing and I can't find it. 87 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,314 - Well, no wonder. 88 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:12,851 Your desk bulges like a bag full of laundry. 89 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:14,254 - Maybe it's in this drawer, here. 90 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,626 - Oh, dear, you haven't changed a bit since we were married. 91 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,062 You still litter up the whole house with every piece of paper 92 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,463 you get your hands on. 93 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:27,399 - Well, they're mostly copies of things that I've written. 94 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,337 You never know when they'll come in handy. 95 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:33,472 - The Administration of Calvin Coolidge. 96 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,741 Ooh, you may need that one, any day now. 97 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,109 - All right. All right. 98 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:37,977 I'll admit it. 99 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:38,911 I'm a pack rat. 100 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,446 - But you're such a lovable one. 101 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,081 - Mmm. Ha, ha. 102 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,183 Well, I'm not too old to change. 103 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,851 I'm going to start right now, and clean up 104 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:47,186 this whole ugly mess. 105 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,721 - Now, dear, I was only joking. 106 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,522 - Well, I know you were, sweetheart. 107 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,658 But it's time I reformed. 108 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,360 I'll start cleaning up right now. 109 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:59,631 And I'll begin with this valuable thesis on Coolidge. 110 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:03,870 Alas, poor Calvin, I knew him well. 111 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,708 - And they keep saying how great love is, Tommy. 112 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,910 But what's so great about it? 113 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,078 - Beats me. 114 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,447 Far as I'm concerned, love's pretty silly. 115 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,149 - Far as me, too. 116 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,817 - Yeah, like this girl cousin of mine. 117 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:19,885 She got married. 118 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,454 And when you get married, that's big love. 119 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,423 - Yeah, that means it's really got ya. 120 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,658 - Well, I went to this wedding, and everybody there 121 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,093 cried all through it. 122 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,128 - Jeepers! 123 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,929 - Well, love can't be much, if it makes 124 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,831 you cry all over the place. 125 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,068 - I don't think it'll ever take place of baseball. 126 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,104 Hey, Pete! Watch out! 127 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,806 - Oh, hi, kids. 128 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,741 I didn't see ya. 129 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:43,843 I was looking at her. 130 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,347 - That's Susie Walker. 131 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,116 She moved in next door to me, a couple weeks ago. 132 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,385 - Boy, I should get such a lucky break. 133 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,988 - I don't think it's so lucky. 134 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,789 If it was a boy, I'd have somebody to play with. 135 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,624 But what can you do with a girl? 136 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,325 - Boy, you are young. 137 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:03,028 - Me and Tommy have been talking about love, Pete. 138 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,463 Are you in love with this girl? 139 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,699 - Yeah, but she won't even look at me. 140 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,835 I sure wish I could get her to go steady. 141 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,370 - Why don't you ask her? 142 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,172 - Aw, I couldn't do that. 143 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,673 You can't ask a girl to go steady 144 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,475 when you haven't even met her yet. 145 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,544 - Asking is the only way to get things. 146 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,580 If I didn't ask Mom and Dad for some ice cream when I want it, 147 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,882 I'd just go around with my tongue hanging out. 148 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,417 - This is different. 149 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:28,287 You've never been in love, so you don't understand. 150 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,356 - I don't understand anything about love. 151 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:33,058 You want her to be your girl, but you won't ask her. 152 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,361 Boy, is that mixed up! 153 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:39,198 - Hey, Dennis, look! 154 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,134 Mr. Wilson's bringing out some trash that we might use. 155 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,068 - Yeah, come on! 156 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,338 Let's go look at it! 157 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,975 - Maybe he's right. 158 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,543 Maybe I ought to just go ask her. 159 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,080 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. 160 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,182 - Oh, hello, boys. 161 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:01,553 I, uh, I doubt that you'll find anything useful in there, boys. 162 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,622 That's, uh, just waste paper. 163 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,790 - Can we look anyhow? 164 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,258 - Help yourself. 165 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,194 Just don't scatter it around. - We'll be careful, Mr. Wilson. 166 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:18,570 - Hey, here's something that says "Income Tax Return, 1958." 167 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,239 - Yeah with a lot of figures on it. 168 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,774 Do you know what they mean? 169 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,175 - No. 170 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,611 When my dad does his income tax, he makes me leave the room. 171 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,048 He says I might hear some words I shouldn't know. 172 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:36,455 Hey, here's something that looks pretty, a bunch of old letters. 173 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,090 - Whose are they? 174 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,165 - "Dearest Darling Babykins." 175 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,300 Do you know anybody named Babykins? 176 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,768 - Nope. 177 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:53,706 - "Last night, as I gazed into the heavens, 178 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:57,276 I seemed to see your face shining there-- 179 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,078 the fairest star of all." 180 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,348 - Who wrote that junk? - I don't know. 181 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:07,353 It's signed, "Your own adoring one." 182 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,355 Hey, you know what, Tommy? 183 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:13,359 I bet this is a love letter from Mr. Wilson to Mrs. Wilson. 184 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,894 - Sure sounds mushy enough. 185 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,499 Hey, look! 186 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,868 - Tommy, I've got an idea. 187 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,837 We want to learn about love, don't we? 188 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,072 - You do, not me. 189 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,340 - You want to learn about it, too. 190 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,243 Our folks say, as soon as we get a little older, 191 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,778 we're gonna fall in it, for sure. 192 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,079 Don't you what to know what its going 193 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,914 to do to you before it does it? 194 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:36,849 - I guess so. 195 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,550 What's your idea? 196 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,753 - Well, look, Pete Owens is in love 197 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,888 with that girl who lives next door to you. 198 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,223 - Susie Walker. 199 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,725 - And he wants her to love him, but he won't ask her. 200 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:47,459 - Right. 201 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,962 So? 202 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,397 - So I'll just print Pete's name on the bottom of this letter, 203 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,332 and we'll put it in her mailbox. 204 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,733 - Good thinking. 205 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,635 - We can learn a lot from this, Tommy. 206 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,638 - I thought you'd never get up the nerve to ask me. 207 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,007 - I was afraid you'd turn me down. 208 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,409 Did you really want me to ask you? 209 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,710 - Of course, silly. 210 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:08,380 You're one of the cutest boys I've seen in this town. 211 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,382 - We'll go steady, now, huh? 212 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,251 - That's great with me. 213 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,620 - I got to go do some chores for my old man, 214 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,256 but how about meeting me back here in a couple of hours? 215 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,893 - I'll be counting the minutes. 216 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,894 - Count fast. 217 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,796 Maybe they'll go quicker. 218 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,037 - That ought to do it. 219 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:32,705 - Yeah. 220 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,039 Poor Pete's a dead duck. 221 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,442 - He'll sure be surprised when Susie Walker tells him 222 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,944 she loves him. Hey, come on. 223 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,878 Let's go back and look through Mr. Wilson's trash 224 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,046 barrel some more. 225 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,314 - I got to go home and see if there's 226 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,849 anything my mom wants me to do, first. 227 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:44,951 I'll catch up to you later. 228 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:49,188 - OK. 229 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,155 - Hi, Mrs. Wilson. 230 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,523 - Oh, hello, Dennis. 231 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,592 - You know what I just did? 232 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,862 I just fixed it up for a girl to fall in love with Pete Owens, 233 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,931 so I could watch and see what happens to 'em. 234 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,966 - Still doing your research, are you? 235 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:01,800 - Yes, ma'am. 236 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,469 And Mr. Wilson was a big help. 237 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,671 I used one of his old love letters. 238 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,572 - Love letters? 239 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,073 What love letters. 240 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,908 - The ones he threw out this morning. 241 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,211 - Oh, Dennis, you must be mistaken. 242 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,278 - No ma'am. 243 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,580 The rest of 'em are still in there. 244 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:19,919 See? 245 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:26,258 [gasp] 246 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,526 - Oh, I-- I can't believe it! 247 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:28,327 I-- 248 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,029 - But it's true Mrs. Wilson. 249 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,964 I found 'em-- Mrs. Wilson. 250 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,901 Mrs. Wilson. Mrs. Wilson! 251 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:45,611 - Da-doo doo-doo, da-doo, doo, ba-boom a-doo-doo. 252 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,212 - Well, here goes another load. 253 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,616 - What are you throwing out now, our marriage certificate? 254 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:51,817 Look at these! 255 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,485 Your letters to me, tossed out in the trash 256 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,421 like-- like second class mail. 257 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,722 - Oh, good heavens! 258 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,290 How did that happen? - Well, it's perfectly simple. 259 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,925 You found them in the chest up in our bedroom, 260 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:02,061 and you decided they were worthless scraps of paper 261 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,462 and you dumped them out. 262 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,329 - Oh, no, Eloise. 263 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,664 No, no. 264 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,232 I did take some junk from that chest up in the bedroom, 265 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,902 but-- well, those letters must have been hidden in it. 266 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,470 I didn't even know you were keeping them. 267 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,671 - I think it was deliberate! 268 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,606 - Well, now, I think you're be unreasonable. 269 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,675 - Oh is that so? 270 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,843 - I don't think-- - You cannot-- 271 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:18,377 - it's unreasonable-- - expect me to-- 272 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,378 - at all. 273 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,412 Do you think I'd tie a little piece-- 274 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,246 - take every little piece of paper-- 275 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,448 - ribbon around all papers-- 276 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,148 - go through it with a fine-toothed comb-- 277 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:23,682 - to be thrown out? 278 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,216 - Mr. Wilson. 279 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,517 Mr. Wilson! 280 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,753 If you love each other, why are you hollering so loud? 281 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:30,190 [arguing continues] 282 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,963 - And Mrs. Wilson said, "Oh, is that so?" 283 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:41,100 And Mr. Wilson said, "Yes, that's so." 284 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,235 Three times today, they were hollering that. 285 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,204 I just don't get it. 286 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,505 - It was really nothing, Dennis. 287 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,274 Mrs. Wilson was just a little upset at Mr. Wilson 288 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,011 for throwing those letters away. 289 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,012 And I don't blame her. 290 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:52,978 - What's the difference, Mom? 291 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,413 Trash is trash. 292 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,449 - Well, love letters aren't trash, Dennis. 293 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,785 I still have every letter your father ever wrote me. 294 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,286 - I'd never get rid of them. 295 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,521 They were real gems. 296 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,490 - Oh, they certainly were. 297 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,059 - Every time I need cheering up, I get 'em down out of the attic 298 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,527 and read 'em all over again. 299 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,463 They're always good for a laugh. 300 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,464 - Oh? 301 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,067 I didn't know you found them funny. 302 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,635 - They're hysterical. 303 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,571 What a calf-eyed Romeo I was in those days. 304 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,441 - Well, that's one way of putting it. 305 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:26,779 - And the way I threw that-- that purple prose around. 306 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,881 Whenever I'm near you, my heart beats 307 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,183 within my breast like the pounding 308 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,952 of waves against the rock-bound coast. 309 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:36,555 - Very amusing. 310 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,558 - Well, some of the best comedy ever written. 311 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,627 - Well, if that's the way you feel about your letters, 312 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,862 I'm sorry you didn't throw them out! 313 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,098 - Uh, well, you don't mean that, dear. 314 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,466 - I certainly do! 315 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,736 They should have been thrown out a long time ago! 316 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,109 - Me and my big mouth. 317 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,111 - Well, this is really something. 318 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,914 Mom's sore because you didn't throw your letters away. 319 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,850 And Mrs. Wilson's sore because Mr. Wilson did. 320 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:05,684 - Yeah. 321 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,852 It is kind of confusing, son. 322 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,188 But love makes people do confusing things. 323 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,490 - Boy, you can say that again. 324 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,791 - I'd rather not. 325 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,160 - I sure hope Pete Owens doesn't get that confused. 326 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,629 That girl's probably read that letter by now, 327 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,666 and she'll be in love with Pete up to here! 328 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,072 - Pete! 329 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,876 Mother, it's from Pete. 330 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,379 He must have gone home and written the minute he left me. 331 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,446 - My, he is smitten. 332 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,482 - Well, listen to how it starts. 333 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,385 "Dearest Darling Babykins, last night, 334 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,553 as I gazed into the heavens, I seemed 335 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,555 to see your face shining there." 336 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,257 - Oh, wow! 337 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,192 - "Your beauty dazzles me. 338 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:51,764 Your face your figure remind me of Deanna Dawn." 339 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,332 Deanna Dawn? 340 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,768 Well, who in the world is that? 341 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:59,304 - Why, she's an old time movie actress. 342 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,373 Deanna Dawn? 343 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,175 She's an old lady now. 344 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,045 - Older than you, even? 345 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,114 - Yes, older than me, even. 346 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,050 She's fat and baggy looking. 347 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,719 That's an odd compliment. 348 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,088 - Fat and baggy looking? 349 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,424 Well, this whole letter's just to make fun of me. 350 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,892 - Oh, I don't know. 351 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,060 I wouldn't-- 352 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,062 - He must think I'm stupid, or something. 353 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,265 I'll go straighten Mr. Pete Owens out right now! 354 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:30,669 I'll Deanna Dawn him! 355 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,471 - Learning about love is tough, Tommy. 356 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,139 When I first started playing baseball, 357 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,742 I learned all about it in 20 minutes. 358 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,910 - Sure. 359 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,378 - But I've been studying about love since 9 360 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,245 o'clock this morning. 361 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,414 And I still don't understand it. 362 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,717 - Baseball's a lot more fun than love. 363 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,885 - Yeah, you know what you're doing in baseball. 364 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,922 But love, the rules keep changing all the time. 365 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,624 - Yeah. It must be a real drag. 366 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,794 - Well, anyhow, I bet we get that girl in love with Pete. 367 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,330 And I ought to learn a lot by just watching them. 368 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,033 - I saw Pete over there in the park, when I came through. 369 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,068 Boy that poor guy looked sick. 370 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,636 - Sick? Jeepers! 371 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,740 Don't tell me being in love makes people sick! 372 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,142 Come on, let's go talk to Pete. 373 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,680 You mean, she doesn't love ya, Pete? 374 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,647 - Love me? 375 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,049 Huh! 376 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,484 She came over to my house a while ago 377 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,452 and liked to tore my head off. 378 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,286 - Boy! 379 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,888 But why, Pete? 380 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:23,957 Gee whiz! 381 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,524 - I don't know why. 382 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:29,428 She was hollering so loud and so fast, I couldn't get a word in. 383 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,363 Something about a letter, or something. 384 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,565 - A letter? 385 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,567 - I didn't write her any letter. 386 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,704 I don't what she's so mad about. 387 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,472 - Well, don't you worry, Pete. 388 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,074 She'll be in love with you, yet. 389 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:42,909 You wait and see. 390 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,913 And Pete's a real good friend of ours. 391 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,281 And we came over to talk to you. 392 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,984 - I'm not interested in discussing 393 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,085 Mr. Pete Owens with anyone. 394 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,353 - Jeepers! 395 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,255 I don't know why you're mad at him about that letter. 396 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,657 I thought it was a swell love letter, myself. 397 00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,324 - Yeah. 398 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,359 It was sure sloppy. 399 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,594 - You-- you mean you read it? 400 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,796 - Sure. 401 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,631 We're the ones that put it in your mailbox, 402 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,298 to do Pete a favor. 403 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,066 And-- 404 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,734 - Well, that's just dandy! 405 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,503 He's so proud of his sarcastic little masterpiece 406 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,739 that he goes around reading it to everybody! 407 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,475 - He does not go around reading it to everybody. 408 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,710 He didn't even know. 409 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,745 - I've had enough of Pete Owens. 410 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,515 If he thinks he can get me back by sending two little infants 411 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:27,052 over to play Cupid, he's badly mistaken. 412 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,054 Well, I don't need him a bit. 413 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,456 - Oh, is that so? 414 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,124 Well, Pete doesn't need you, either. 415 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,792 He's got a million girls. 416 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,927 Hasn't he, Tommy? 417 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:35,962 - Yeah. 418 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,429 He's got more girls than he needs. 419 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,164 More than anybody needs. 420 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,167 - Every girl in Junior High wants to go steady with him. 421 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,169 All he's gotta do is take his pick. 422 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,306 Come on, Tommy. 423 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,675 - Well, I just caught the tail end of that, 424 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,778 but it sounds like your boy, Pete, is a big man on campus. 425 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,313 - Yeah. 426 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,416 He is awful cute, Mom. 427 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,152 Maybe I ought to go over and talk to him. 428 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,488 The poor boy does deserve a chance to explain. 429 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:08,560 - All right. 430 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,495 All right. 431 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,163 I plead guilty, Your Honor. 432 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,433 Guilty to the crime of throwing out a ton of junk that-- 433 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:18,370 - You still refer to our love letters as junk, do you? 434 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,371 - OK. 435 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,640 - Eloise, I have told you eight times, 436 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,410 I did not even see those letters. 437 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,546 Of course, I realize it's difficult to concentrate 438 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,415 on what's being said, when you're 439 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,217 busy choosing the next piece of candy. 440 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,552 - Is that so? 441 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,421 - Yes, that's so. 442 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,156 - Jeepers! 443 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,125 That's what you were saying the last time I saw ya. 444 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,226 - Hello, Dennis. 445 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,561 - How are you, dear? 446 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,464 - I'm confused, that's how I am. 447 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,233 - You're confused? 448 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,668 - Yes, sir. 449 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,172 Everybody says when I get older and smarter being in love 450 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,206 will be fun. 451 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,275 But if people in love fight like this, 452 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,212 I'm glad I'm just a dumb kid. TOMMY (OFFSCREEN): Dennis! 453 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,754 - We ought to be ashamed of ourselves, dear. 454 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,822 At least, I should be. 455 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,123 And I am. 456 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,827 - So am I. Two people our age, quarreling over nothing. 457 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,029 And it took a 10-year-old boy to straighten us out. 458 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,430 - Well, dear, it's not your fault. 459 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,765 I'm the unreasonable one. 460 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:24,470 - Well, I had no call to be so mean and sarcastic. 461 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:28,540 And you know how I feel about you, Babykins. 462 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:32,644 - Mm. You still remember that! 463 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,881 Well, Babykins has put on a few pounds since those days, 464 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,149 as you've noticed. 465 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,650 - Aw, you're perfect. 466 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,253 I love every ounce of you. 467 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,088 - Well, dear, some of those ounces 468 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,490 are coming off, right now. 469 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,125 From now on, no more candy. 470 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,292 That's it. 471 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,461 - But you're awfully fond of candy, honey. 472 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,563 Do you really think you can do this? 473 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,631 - Well, of course, I can. 474 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,133 When i make up my mind to do something, 475 00:18:54,134 --> 00:19:02,808 I have all the will-power in the world. 476 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,010 - Boy, I'm getting pretty discouraged about this love 477 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,245 stuff, Tommy. 478 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,446 Look! 479 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,816 The Wilson's are in love, Pete loves Susie, 480 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,685 and Mom and Dad are in love. 481 00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:13,519 - Right. 482 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,187 - So what happens? 483 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,289 The Wilsons are fighting. 484 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,024 Susie hates Pete. 485 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,826 And Mom's sore at Dad. 486 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,860 So-- 487 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,761 - Hey, look! 488 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,029 - There is, Baby. 489 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,665 You're a pal, Dennis, a real pal! 490 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,666 - What did-- 491 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,535 - Oh, Dennis, how can I ever thank you 492 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,836 for bringing us together? 493 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,904 - Huh? 494 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,874 - You're our own private, personal Cupid! 495 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,775 - Goodbye. 496 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,410 - Thanks, pal! 497 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,144 - Boy! 498 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,713 - Hey, I think she bit ya. 499 00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:43,615 Your head's bleeding. 500 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,051 - Oh, that's just lipstick. 501 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,053 - That's worse. 502 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,956 - What did I do, Tommy? 503 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,224 How did I bring 'em together? 504 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,094 - I don't know, but ya sure did. 505 00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,228 - Jeepers! 506 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,864 If I can do that for them, when I didn't even 507 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,501 know what I was doing, maybe I could do it for Mom and Dad, 508 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,036 if I'm really working at it. 509 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:04,871 I'll sure try. 510 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,780 Hey, Mom! 511 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:18,450 ALICE MITCHELL (OFFSCREEN): In here, dear. 512 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:22,354 - Hey, Mom, why don't you and Dad make up and-- hey, what are you 513 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,589 two doing? 514 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,958 - Oh, uh-- ahem-- well, son, I-- I-- 515 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,459 I wouldn't want this to go any further, 516 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,661 but I just stole a kiss from this lovely young lady. 517 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,296 - You mean, you aren't mad anymore? 518 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,132 - Oh, of course not, honey. 519 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:36,001 It was a silly argument in the first place. 520 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,536 Well, I'd better get back to the kitchen. 521 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,338 I haven't done the luncheon dishes yet. 522 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,374 - Oh, I'll help you, honey. 523 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,108 - Jeepers! 524 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,143 How did you do it, Dad? 525 00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:46,478 How did you talk her out of being mad? 526 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,013 - Well, it wasn't very hard, son. 527 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,181 You know, when you love somebody, 528 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,749 you don't stay mad very long. 529 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,351 But I'll tell ya a secret. 530 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,686 Maybe that candy I bought your mother 531 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,354 had something to do with it. 532 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,188 - Oh. 533 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,090 Does a box of candy always work? 534 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,059 Do you think it will work for Mr. Wilson? 535 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,326 - Well, I can't be sure. 536 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,062 But why don't you tell Mr. Wilson about it? 537 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:05,064 - I've got a better idea than that.! 538 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:07,066 I'm gonna buy Mrs. Wilson some candy, 539 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,969 and tell her that Mr. Wil-- Dad? 540 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,843 - And it was such a foolish little spat in the first place. 541 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,979 All my fault, really. 542 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,081 - I know how easily those things can happen. 543 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:24,483 - But I'm going to make it up to John. 544 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,118 Although he don't think I can do it, 545 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,356 because he knows how I love candy, I'm giving it up. 546 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,391 - Oh, I wish I had your will power. 547 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,759 - Hmm. 548 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,495 - Hi, Mrs. Wilson. 549 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,997 Oh, hi, Mom. 550 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,798 - Dennis, don't you knock before barging 551 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,266 into Mrs. Wilson's house? 552 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,735 - Oh, he doesn't need to. 553 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:45,671 - Well, I didn't this time, because it's important. 554 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,239 A delivery boy from the drugstore 555 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,774 asked me to bring this in. 556 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,709 It's a present from Mr. Wilson. 557 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,611 - Oh, why thank you, dear. 558 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,813 Now, what do you suppose he's done? 559 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,248 I-- 560 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,683 - Oh, hey, Mom! Look at that! 561 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,585 A box of candy! 562 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,487 - Oh, fine! 563 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,055 John said I couldn't give up candy. 564 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,656 And now he's going to prove it! 565 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,459 And in the meanest possible way! 566 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,564 - Eloise, Baby! 567 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,969 Daddy's home. Oh. 568 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,472 I didn't know we had company. 569 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,941 - Don't you baby me, John Wilson! 570 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,543 Is-- is-- is something wrong, dear? 571 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:25,577 - Oh! 572 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,980 Don't start acting innocent again! 573 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:27,981 - What? 574 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,114 - If this is your idea of a joke, you 575 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,716 have a warped sense of humor. - A joke? 576 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,117 What-- what-- what joke? 577 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,919 Uh, you're not making sense, Eloise. 578 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,821 MRS. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): Oh, so now I'm not making sense? 579 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,222 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): That's right. 580 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:38,992 MRS. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): What are you saying? 581 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,393 - You frequently don't make sense. 582 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,461 - Is that so? 583 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,831 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): Yes, that is so. 584 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:49,335 - And again, Mrs. Wilson said, "Oh, is that so?" 585 00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:52,338 And Mr. Wilson said, "Yes, that's so." 586 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,106 - Now don't you worry about the Wilson's. 587 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,108 They'll make up in no time. 588 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:58,344 - These little misunderstandings happen, honey. 589 00:22:58,345 --> 00:23:00,846 They don't really mean a thing when people love each other, 590 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,314 the way the Wilsons do. 591 00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:04,049 - And the way your mom and I do. 592 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,617 - Well, I know one good thing. 593 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,252 You won't be arguing with Dad any more 594 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,555 about those old love letters he wrote to ya. 595 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,657 - Of course, I won't, dear. 596 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,058 - Because I took them out of the attic 597 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,962 and threw 'em in the trash can for ya. 598 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,296 - What? 599 00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:20,466 - Like you said Dad should have done in the first place. 600 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,934 - Oh, no! 601 00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:26,405 Uh, D-Dennis, I didn't mean I wanted him to throw them away. 602 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,941 - Well, you did say that, dear. 603 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:30,109 - Well, I know. 604 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,644 But-- but-- well, Henry, you know what I meant. 605 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,278 - Jeepers! 606 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,614 I mean, well, I-- 607 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,548 - Never mind, dear. 608 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:40,386 It wasn't your fault. 609 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:41,553 - Holy smoke, Alice! 610 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,322 You don't mean it was my fault? 611 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:45,257 - I most certainly do! 612 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,226 You started the whole thing! 613 00:23:47,227 --> 00:23:49,928 - I did not start the whole thing. 614 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,463 You started it! 615 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,832 ALICE MITCHELL (OFFSCREEN): Oh, is that so? 616 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:57,636 HENRY MITCHELL (OFFSCREEN): Yes, that is so. 617 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,304 - Boy, it sure was lucky we happened 618 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,941 to be watching when Mrs. Wilson threw out this candy. 619 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:04,543 - It sure is. 620 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,378 - You know something, Tommy? 621 00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:10,115 I spent this whole day watching people, and talking to people, 622 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,184 and asking questions about love. 623 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,186 - Yeah, and ya didn't learn a thing. 624 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:15,821 - Oh, yes I did. 625 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:19,591 I learned that it's a real crazy, mixed up business. 626 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:26,398 Everybody says it's going to happen to me someday-- oh, 627 00:24:26,399 --> 00:24:28,600 but I sure hope they're wrong. 628 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,203 Because when I see the silly things love makes 629 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:34,773 the people do-- uh, hey, who's that? 630 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,542 - Oh, that's Susie Walker's cousin. 631 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,577 She came to visit her, yesterday. 632 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:40,613 - Hey, maybe she'd like a piece of candy! 633 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,417 - Oh, brother. 634 00:24:50,757 --> 00:25:10,810 [theme music] 635 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:32,465 NARRATOR: This has been a Screen Gems film production.